As vrea sa ma dau peste cap
Si sa ma transform in copil
Si sa ma mai dau o data
Si sa raman asa!

vineri, 5 septembrie 2008

Pentru ca e vineri


Si pentru ca glumele vechi au un farmec aparte.
Si pentru ca am fost fan Cheers.
Si pentru ca umorul simplu e atat de usor de inteles! :)
Si pentru ca turcu' mi-a trimis mailul cu gluma asta.

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the ' Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this ..

Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . .. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weak est brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers

4 comentarii:

Dragos spunea...

Astazi este ziua mea de vin, de preferinta rosu si sec sau demisec, da' sper ca efectul sa fie cel descris in poanta :)))

AnitZ spunea...

nu e inca prea cald pentru vin rosu? :)

Dragos spunea...

Acum da... seara tarziu nu...

Las' ca deschid aeru' conditionat daca am pofta mai devreme :)

Ramona spunea...

Dragos, atunci cand la tara se culegea via, bunica fredona un cantec - cred ca era al Mariei Tanase:
Bun e vinul si gustos,
Cand il bei cu om frumos.
Dar de-l bei cu om urat,
Se opreste vinu-n gat. "
Sper ca ti-a placut vinul. :)